there was a potential aviary homicide at our house and to protect the perp's identity, only his stunning (and temporary) facial hair will be pictured.
here's the 411: there was a nest and a bird on our screened-in porch. mr. moustache was assigned the task of "relocating" the home outside- you know, back in nature. armed with 2 dustpans he slowly approached the nest...
that's when it all took a turn for the worst. 5 baby birds flew out of the nest and the mommy bird returned. chaos ensued and "the moustache" was forced to evacuate an entire family and we are still unsure how many survivors there are. what do you think-- should we press charges?
2 comments:
this scares me. yes, press charges... against that mustache!!! and quick!!
don't press charges but keep the mustache.
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